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Coca Cola is funny, Kodak is funny, Spanx is funny, cockney is funny, kroner is funny, Polanski is funny, not if you meet him only if you say him, Kento is funny, Chris is funny, crime is funny
Blakely knew that Coca Cola and Kodak were the two most recognized brand names in the world, with both containing a strong "k" sound, words with a k in it are funny
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wanting to hire Denise Crosby to be on Spanx for Nothing
wanting to hire Denise Crosby to be on Skanks for Nothing
wanting to hire Bill Cosby to be in Skants or Nothing
wanting to hire Denise Crosby to be in Skants or Nothing
wanting to hire Denise Crosby to be on Skants for Nothing
wanting to hire Denise Crosby to be on Tanks for Nothing and then make her wear skants constantly
Roman Polanski and Bryan Singer's new theme restaurant venture, Planet Rape
wanting to hire Denise Crosby to be on Tanks for Nothing and then kill her off in some kind of horrible meat processing plant accident after three episodes
wanting to hire Denise Crosby to be on Tanks for Nothing and then kill her character off in some kind of horrible meat processing plant accident after three episodes
that grown up storks must support their parents by migrating elsewhere and conducting warfare
right in the round tables
with a garbage bag over your head on Planet Rape
going searching for space booty and plundering Cap'n Yar's golden treasure box
wondering how tough it must have been for Yar on Talk Like a Pirate Day
wondering if Yar didn't get nostalgic for the sexual freedom of Planet Rape
how much more awesome TNG would have been if instead of dying in a garbage bag erotic asphyxiation accident Yar had left the Enterprise and pursued a new career in space piracy
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
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watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
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