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I thought you were talking about your grandfather for a second there
After recently having internet service installed at his house, he was "really able to look into it"
superfetation
how to get pregananant
that in fairness you do visit Yahoo! Answers a lot for comedy's sake, but that is listed as a separate site
recently discovering your ninety year old grandfather Eiffel Towering Kento with a walrus
recently discovering that your ninety year old grandfather appears in porn on the internet
recently discovering that your ninety year old grandfather browses porn on the internet
guessing that Yahoo! still gets a lot of traffic from confused older people with a million goddamn adware toolbars installed
probably closer to fifteen actually
being shocked to see that Yahoo! has a top five Alexa rank because you don't think you've visited it in at least ten years
Squanto Colon A Warrior's Tale
Harold Pinter writing a harlequin play starring Hayden Panettiere licking HP sauce off of Harry Potter's hard penis
Squanto
Myke Horse
Michael Horsey
the Canadian River
Michael Horse
Pokemon Alcoholism and Prostitution
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(1) Harold Pinter writing a harlequin play starring Hayden Panettiere licking HP sauce off of Harry Potter's hard penis
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(2) HP is short for Hard Penis
(1) that Betty White is in her nineties
(1) FBI Colon Tycoon Was Extorted By Gay Porn Star
(17) imagining the images on an amazing Regret Index calendar and then throwing up in your mouth a little bit
(3) not really having anything useful to say to people in times of stress, but feeling the need to say something and consequently making a lot of low grade sexual jokes
(5) looking at pictures of naked gentlemen
(1) looking at pictures of naked ladies
(1) being raped by a midget
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (356)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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