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you know I pitched that and they said it'd never get made it'd never find an audience she'd never agree to it and I said you know Being John Malkovich got made it'll work and they said no, and now this
Step right up and see the AMAZING, the ASTONISHING, the ASTOUNDING, Natalie Portman's Talking Rectum!
typical vegan, always farting
Natalie Portman Colon "Paris Has Improved a Lot for Vegans"
no, this is Patrick
Spongebobbing Chris Lydon
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The notion of the fantasy scenarios ending in popping or explosion is often a divisive topic in the community
Machine which TITS breasts grows as I walk
Krasnoludek
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IF MY DOCTOR HAD READ THE MEDICAL LITERATURE INSTEAD OF THE ADS I WOULDN'T LOOK LIKE THIS TODAY
Douglas Carswell quits UKIP, leaving party with no MPs
feeling that "Trumpflation" has been wasted on economics, even if it will eventually come around to being used to describe his egotistical statements and conflation of fact and fiction
perspiring milt
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not choosing the wagon life
Trumpflation
United Airlines bars teenage girls in leggings from flight
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(1) not choosing the wagon life
(1) not choosing the vegan life
(1) Mr Freeze
(1) laughing as you hew a rough wooden dildo for Mary Chapin Carpenter
(1) fuck marry kill, Princess Madeleine, Tinky Winky, Steve Harwell
(10) having sex with Oasis
(3) wondering how long you stay conscious after being decapitated being Eiffel Towered by Chris Lydon and a walrus
(1) wondering how long you stay conscious after being decapitated
(1) having a cardboard booty
(2) not realising that the best way to get a British bird to drop her knickers is to do bottomlessly stupid things, crikey
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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