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I know that comic book nerds will buy fucking anything, but who the hell wants a story starring a boy who is basically defined as a pederastic relationship
that there was a Robin comic
Death By Chocolate but instead of being a sickly cake or sachertorte it's a supervillain and the series of small boys trained by a billionaire sociopath to fight it struggle to defeat it for weeks but in fact it is a cake after all
There was a storyline in a Robin comic where the writer wanted the female villain to be tricked by chocolate
those goddam Pokemon
contriving to be naked in their presence, groping and making lewd phone calls
I Fucked Your Death Star Oh Yeah Well I Fucked You Mom Beach
Coarse and Rough and Irritating and It Gets Everywhere Desert
Crazy Old Wizard Lake
Dying Of Sadness Canyon
Anakin Sand Flats
rubbing the lotion on its skin in the bathroom at church
Nostromo Chasma
it rubs the Chansey on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Mordor Macula
Kubrick Mons
Pokemon Frogs and Snakes Through the Hose
We would get frogs and snakes through the hose
doing it with a big, soft kind of loofah
the death of Senor Slamchan
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(1) castrating a bull before dinner
(2) North Korea still relies on human excrement to run its government
(4) wondering how it is possible that Sisqo's costume from the Wild Wild West video is not in the Smithsonian's "Gayest Things of All Time" exhibit
(3) don't even THINK about Jewel, she's mine
(1) wondering what a man's parents think when they find out he died being buttfucked by a horse
(2) Kento's sizzle reel
(1) getting gaslighted
(1) getting blacklighted
(2) getting blacklisted
(1) Some people are kind of Scottish, or maybe, um, uh, afraid, and you're trying to persuade
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
spam fritters (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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