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well someone came and took the lamp away
Whenever Orcish Squatters is not in play, all the other cards should be asking "Where's Orcish Squatters"
Whenever Orcish Squatters attacks and isn't blocked, you may gain control of target land defending player controls for as long as you control Orcish Squatters
the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man in the moon, when you comin' home son I don't know when, but we'll Eiffel Tower then, I'll meet you in the walrus pen
peer gynt is farting
being kind of sad that your phone knows Katy Perry but not Peer Gynt
peer gynt pressure
smoking is farting
bottoming for Ted Cruz in Colossal Prick College VII
I used to shave my furry ankles to win games
reading an article about the colossal prick Ted Cruz was considered to be by his college contemporaries and recoiling in horror as you start to think that you were a total Cruz in college yourself
dialin' Bob Dylan, bub
wondering if using pinto or escort beans in chili will make it taste any different than chili with cortina beans
creating a hideous chimera of Steve Harwell and Guy Fieri, and another hideous chimera of Donald Trump and Boris Johnson, and using them for experiments
I Made the Eat Egg Guy Smash a Shit Ton of Mouths
Guy and Steve were supposedly old friends and not actually the same man, despite the exact same fashion sense and divorced dad aura
brief picnic attacks
already framing a millipede joke reading that headline before you realized who it was about
there are broader questions to be asked about the efficacy of capitalism
Pokemon Sheep Go To Heaven and Goats Go To Hell
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(7) wondering if using pinto or black beans in chili will make it taste any different than chili with kidney beans
(1) horse to meet you
(1) they were both convinced that the innocuous looking, state run Milk Marketing Board and Egg Marketing Board were actually the enemies of freedom
(1) watching Perfect Body and feeling like it would have been improved by a scene in which Andie attacks a mirror, believing she is a bag of Doritos, mortally wounding herself just prior to winning Olympic gold
(2) Which Leonardo DiCaprio Character Is Your Soulmate
(2) that pictures can be hung, but people are always hanged
(1) eating two huge slices of beef pizza
(1) seeing a photo on wikipedia and wanting to give it the alternate title of "The Evolution of Guys Who Hang Around Children's Playgrounds Too Much"
(4) being cancelled with a mild but acceptable cliffhanger, then being brought back through the efforts of your fans and to show your thanks, giving said fans an even more frustrating cliffhanger in a bid for more episodes which obviously won't be made
(3) mashing the sack on a table with a hammer, BAMBAMBAM
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
not being able to make things right (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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being a minimalist (4566)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (685)
your boobs buying food on ebay (680)
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