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building a secret cruel anal labrotory with an entrance in the rear
building a secret underground labrotory with an entrance in your shower
Creative Man Make Water Plastic Pipe for Catch a lot of Fish on the Rice Field near my Village
bleeding through a tourniquet smile
Generation VIII to introduce Faeces type Pokemon, cheerio
faeces and aerses
Ice from three of the UK's biggest coffee chains has been found to contain bacteria from faeces, according to a BBC investigation
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NO! Sushi
having never been to YO! Sushi and no desire to go
hey, I myself have fancied a Mexican on more than one occasion, so who am I to judge
post colonial foodies
it's a lot more complicated since Indian independence
it's short for "Chinese takeaway"
I suppose if you were an Indian guy you could use "fancy an Indian question mark" as a chat up line, so maybe it's not all bad
in our defence, we have been using a charming latin abbreviation of "this for that" for our money for at least four hundred years
that's really bizarre and I think at least a little racist
I believe that those are the only cuisines referred to this way
Indian may be substituted if Indian food is desired
we will also ask "fancy a Chinese"
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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