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wanting to make Kento fire for his birthday but not knowing how
not knowing how to make fire
wanting to make Kento a face full of eels for his birthday
wanting to make Kento a Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth for his birthday
you've got to make me a Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth that can not be ignored
the Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth
you've got to make me an offer that can not be ignored
Pokemon Everything Nice and Asian
Pokemon Spice and Gay
Pokemon Withered and Inbred
there are so many calories in fudge it's fucking unreal
Pokemon Sugar and Fat
sugar and fat
I have really had a lot of sugar
Kento went to a feminist lecture and someone cracked a joke about how women are tough because they bleed once a month, something something, Kento's ravaged anus
jamming things into your reproductive organs has never sounded like so much fun
also, pessaries
really wishing you'd been a famous teenage girl so that you could have given interviews to magazines in your underwear or less and said "people think I'm things but I'm whatever you want, accessibly" and been ignored and forgotten because you were a woman
when you're out on a date with a hardboiled cockney gumshoe wondering when a good time for a face full of eels is
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(1) they're the worst
(4) wondering what the official butt rape tune of the Trump campaign is
(4) going to the mall and seeing a ten foot high poster for The Huntsman Colon Winter's War that had a huge picture of Liam Gallagher or whatever the fuck the name of the star is, and his "armor" appeared to be made of the same leather as women's purses
(5) eating moldy chocolate
(1) confusing hanukkah with bukkake
(2) wondering how a kid could possibly earn pesos
(4) that you like your women like you like your coffee, male
(1) wondering which will prove the better movie, Teen Wolf Too or Mr Magorium's Whorehouse and Toystore
(3) tell me your skype
(16) She neglects to mention that her grandson's withered, inbred cock lacked the power to successfully impregnate a woman naturally
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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being a minimalist (4566)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (4322)
Kento (4240)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (4118)
not getting circumcised (4091)
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