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telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "Jewel's boobs" to spoon you
An extremely timid ostrich sized bird capable of disemboweling a human with its sharp claws is on the loose in the quiet English countryside
drawing a picture of Jennifer Aniston and Shania Twain ping ponging pig frog hybrid tadpoles out of their vaginas
The One Where Rachel Ejaculates Pig Frog Hybrid Tadpoles
it's not easy being Green
I am named Green and I have in fact ejaculated pig frog hybrid tadpoles
wondering if a person named Green has ever ejaculated pig frog hybrid tadpoles
wondering if a person named Black has ever ejaculated white people
ejaculating black people
ejaculating white people
reports of Liam Neeson "blasting protesters with firehose" dismissed after it was revealed he was merely ejaculating white people who go to China to get paid to sit in office buildings and look rich to impress visiting businessmen
Thai stilt houses pulled down after Rihanna tweet
Thai stilt houses
drawing a picture of Liam Neeson and a horse taunting Freddy Mercury's ghost by riding his bicycle over his grave
drawing a picture of Liam Neeson and a horse riding their bicycles together
JENNELMUN Impacts Moon Surface, Mission Accomplished
drawing a picture of Liam Neeson and a horse braiding their penises together
reports of Liam Neeson "blasting protesters with firehose" dismissed after it was revealed he was merely ejaculating
white people who go to China to get paid to sit in office buildings and look rich to impress visiting businessmen
young child attempts to pet animal in petting zoo
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
drinking the water in Mexico (1.0000)
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sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.0000)
slamming your dick in Jewel's boobs (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
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the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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