recent regretsJustin Bieber called an asshole during ATV crash in Canada
Justin Bieber called an asshole before ATV crash in Canada
Justin Bieber called an asshole after ATV crash in Canada
Justin Bieber charged with assault after ATV crash in Canada having a cummerbund like a sausage dick
Justin Bieber charged with assault after ATV crash in Canada
having a cummerbund like a sausage dick
having a sausage like a Cumberbatch dick
"Piaf" is, until today, a Parisian argot word for "bird, sparrow"
drawing a picture of Kento being threaded through by Chris Lydon's bisected, fried, Cumberland sausagelike penis
halving a dick like a Cumberland sausage
having a dick like a Cumberland sausage
"Well", says the tiny man, "Make that two cups of coffee very hot and sweet"
"Well, neither am I"
so, on the fourth day when the tiny man said, "I want a cup of very hot, sweet coffee" the tough guy goes to him and says "So you're afraid of no one"
the cafe owner said nothing, he was afraid of a scandal, but when the tiny man repeated the trick a few times the cafe owner said "I've had it, I'll get a tough guy to beat up this tiny man if he comes back"
he drank his coffee and didn't pay
he drank his coffee
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recent comments(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)