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when you're taking a hot bath on a cold day and drops of cold water drip from your hair onto your back
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screwing with someone
being minute twice a day, but only for a right
being right twice a day, but only for a minute
horrible, terrible misunderstandings
at this point having to admit that you probably are, on balance, screwing with someone
more than darkness in the depths
a lost little girl crying out to be seen
wanting to go, always wanting to go, wanting to go somewhere where you don't know
oh oo oh
I'd be better off without you
we don't go together, oh
keeping bakery hours
this morning, apparently
being in such a jerk mood tonight
Perry Como, no homo
fat gay Asian we've been double endin'
fat gay Asian sex pets we've been sharin'
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that the killer what took me is entitilitis (1.0000)
not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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