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the eh is implied
you're so fine I want you mine you're so delicious
not using refried beans because you forgot to get refried beans because normally when you make enchiladas you have refried beans in the freezer from when you make a big batch, but you don't have any refried beans, dumbass
making mintbread and enchiladas
that callbot, seriously
flicking her left one until she had a breakgasm
flicking your switch until the breaker trips
jacking the lights on and off repeatedly
jacking off for your rights for a while, then switching over to your lefts
jacking off for your rights
really having to jack off
really having to stand up
really having to throw up
really having to get up
eating that whole thing of vagina snot and throwing up in bed at TWO in the afternoon
still being in bed at TWO in the afternoon
something about the phrase "vagina snot rodeo ego" making you want to throw up
something about the phrase "vegan tandoori goose" making you want to throw up
making an anazingly waffletastic vegan tandoori goose swandwich for lunch, eh
making an anazingly delicious vegan tandoori chicken sandwich for lunch
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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feeling iffy from lithium (1.0000)
forgetting how to brake on an icy bridge and consequently totalling your reliable and beloved car (1.0000)
not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
teabagging Raymond Burr (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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