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being given the cold shoulder by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North
also Sesame Street
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you should probably move out of Hollywood
finding out there's a mentally ill child rapist four houses down
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seeing a commercial for Chuck E Cheese's where a little girl excitedly declares the experience "EPIC!" and wondering if preteens really have incorporated dumbass internet slang into their vocabularies
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the death of Sylvia Browne while screwing Barry White
not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it while screwing Barry White
adding "while screwing Barry White" to the end of other regrets
drawing a picture of Jackson C Frank being unexpectantly shot in the eye with some sort of pellet gun while screwing Barry White
drawing a picture of Cilla Black being unexpectedly hit between the eyes with some sort of foreign object while screwing Barry White
that there's a pretty good chance Jimmy Savile banged Cilla Black with some sort of foreign object
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
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watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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buying multiple copies of the book "To Be or Not to Be" by the incredibly handsome New York Times bestselling author Ryan North (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
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