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The Circlejerk Writer
LOLITICS
wondering if monkeys at the zoo get turned on by knowing we're watching them do it
with a monkey
shouting "ach du liebe! For you ze var ist ower, amerikanischer" during sex
The Circleville Writer
monkey scientists noted that female Germans could increase the vigor and amount of pelvic thrusts made by the male by shouting during intercourse
shouting "You damn dirty apes better not be screwing again!" at the zoo
German scientists noted that female monkeys could increase the vigor and amount of pelvic thrusts made by the male by shouting during intercourse
Drumpfs like a truck truck truck throngs like what what what
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awww shitnuts
a cool sand tempter
undercolored pants meat
meat colored underpants
flesh colored underpants
OH MY FUCKING CHRIST CAN THEY NOT JUST AGREE TO FUCKING DISAGREE
POLITICS
buying absolutes futures on the Sith exchange
T'tump, Vulcan janitor
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(4) wondering how it is possible that Sisqo's costume from the Wild Wild West video is not in the Smithsonian's "Gayest Things of All Time" exhibit
(3) don't even THINK about Jewel, she's mine
(1) wondering what a man's parents think when they find out he died being buttfucked by a horse
(2) Kento's sizzle reel
(1) getting gaslighted
(1) getting blacklighted
(2) getting blacklisted
(1) Some people are kind of Scottish, or maybe, um, uh, afraid, and you're trying to persuade
(2) running a train on two ho's
(1) wondering if it is possible to ogle something other than breasts
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
spam fritters (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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