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Elmo Breeder Group Opposes Bill Outlawing Elmo Rape
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A man in China has inserted a live eel into his anus in the hopes of fixing his constipation, but the extreme measure almost took his life
every episode of Star Trek Colon The Next Generation except every time Riker asks if it could be a star Picard mutters christ and every time it's the Romulans Picard yells OH SHIT A DICK and goes to his ready room to drink tea
Crombrugheella de Ville
Galleria CROMBRUGHEELLA
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Doctor Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye Exam
Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Mustache Ride
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Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye Ride, if you know what I mean
Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye Ride
fuck marry kill, Ender's Game, Six Days Seven Nights, Cowboys & Aliens
hearing about the Millennium Fandom bar and kind of wanting to aee it, on condition that you are permitted to tear off your own skin and hurl it at the nerds like a horrible coat
Ja Rule, Mos Eisley cantina tramp
Ja Rule nominated for Deputy Secretary of United States Department of Housing and Urban Development
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(2) fuck marry kill, Mrs Robinson, Mrs Jones, Stacey's mom
(1) I can call you daddy
(1) fuck marry kill, Maureen Flannigan, Donna Pescow, Burt Reynolds
(1) fuck marry kill, Staci Keanan, Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan
(2) I want the BEST WOMAN, but I need the WORST CAT
(2) freezing a lump of peanut butter in secret, just to see what would happen
(1) sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm
(4) Donald Trump's lawyers have argued that protesters "have no right" to "express dissenting views" at his campaign rallies because it infringes on the US President's First Amendment rights
(1) putting a little false foreskin on your penis when you disguise yourself
(2) losing your dinosaur at a Virginity Jr concert
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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