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never seeing Seinfeld but wondering if the song was Longview, previously Green Day's best song, kind of bass led, and primarily about chronic masturbation
there's this really big dumpster on Fifth
not knowing much about Green Day beyond that song that was in the last episode of Seinfeld and they played at like every graduation for ten years after it came it
wondering what will become of the US Army's storied Fifty Seventh Dickgirl Brigade
strokelike sudden reminiscences
remembering when everybody suddenly liked Green Day and you were like oh cool finally did they put out a great new album or something but it was just the same old crap done as power ballads instead of post punk and you realised you'd outgrown their work
Babadook dook dook push pineapple shake the tree
You Can't Actually Love Patty Jenkins Films Without Understanding Queer Icon The Babadook
wondering if it is Too Soon for a snack brand bringing the flavors of South East Asia to the Western world, Nam Noms
doe, a deer, an LGBTQ deer
Kidstuffer Lydon
Kid Fisto
I have had it with these dogfucking students on these dogfucking trains
I have had it with these kidfucking teachers on these kidfucking planes
A teacher who had sex with a student in a plane toilet on a school trip has been banned from the profession
Liger Moms
Kento, the arse that never sleeps
he could have been a liger
said Kento, never
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(1) wondering what will become of the US Army's storied Fifty Seventh Dickgirl Brigade
(1) leaving mould in a mug for so long that when you finally got round to washing it, it sprayed a blue cloud around the kitchen on contact with water and made you sneeze
(3) fuck marry kill, Adam Duritz, Adam Levine, Adam Ant
(2) being allowed to choose five celebrities you're allowed to fuck when there were only four Golden Girls
(1) licking another man's genitals in a nonsexual way
(2) Dog With A Butt Plug
(1) snarfs TWICE your girth
(1) finding a picture of Tim Duncan swimming with a beluga
(3) jokes that are either Kento or Woodsy Alan
(3) wondering if you have any great recipes for TOMATOES
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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