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Pokemon Jonathan Frakes Pees on Patrick Stewart's Scalp and Michael Dorn Masturbates at Tactical
using catgut to strap Harry Groener good to a hairy groaning monk
bottoming for Harry Groener in Hairy Groaner VII
drawing a picture of Picard peeing on Patrick Stewart's scalp while Proffesor X shits on his scalp and Sejanus vomits in his anus
drawing a picture of a bunch of actors having freaky sex with a fictional empath
not knowing Tam Elbrun from Tam Ass
drawing a picture of Tam Elbrun taking a dump in Brent Spiner's mouth while Brent Spiner takes a dump on Patrick Stewart's chest, Patrick Stewart blows Tam Elbrun, Jonathan Frakes pees on Patrick Stewart's scalp and Michael Dorn masturbates at tactical
Tam Elbrun's Star Trek card appearing to show him getting a blumpkin
watching Elf with Tam Elbrun
You can't just come over here and expect that your pathetic vapidity will be impossible to unmask
wishing that your Star Wars Snorks slashfic would finally get the Bee Movie treatment it deserves
Unfortunately, system UI has stopped
knowing a MINUTE German CARNALLY
knowing a little German
Star Wars Colon Waste Cafe Honker
Star Wars Colon Weakest France Ho
Star Wars Colon Acne Sweat Fork, Eh
Star Wars Colon Kento Face Washer
not having the video making skills to create a Machester by the Bee mashup
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(2) still not having seen Teacakes Frown, eh, or Goo En Rue
(3) having a one night stand with a guy who makes you call him Mr Bubble
(1) liking your babies like you like your martinis, shaken
(2) Threepio does
(1) that Demi Moore was thrice dominated for the MTV Movie Award for Most Desirable Female but lost all three times
(1) wondering if Trump's entire presidency is just a huge scheme to clean up by gambling on the date of his impeachment
(6) not helping an older woman down the steps
(1) that what Return of the Jedi needs is a shot of Nien Nunb's widow tearfully weaping over his photo after he died due to a black alert at Dantooine General Hospital years after the Battle of Endor
(2) guessing that at some point the Old Republic had an extreme State's Rights faction take power and basically gut the executive branch
(6) the death of Richard Bonehill
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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bottom regrets

sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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