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Justin Bieber called an asshole during ATV crash in Canada
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Justin Bieber charged with assault after ATV crash in Canada having a cummerbund like a sausage dick
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"Piaf" is, until today, a Parisian argot word for "bird, sparrow"
drawing a picture of Kento being threaded through by Chris Lydon's bisected, fried, Cumberland sausagelike penis
halving a dick like a Cumberland sausage
having a dick like a Cumberland sausage
"Well", says the tiny man, "Make that two cups of coffee very hot and sweet"
"Well, neither am I"
"That's right"
so, on the fourth day when the tiny man said, "I want a cup of very hot, sweet coffee" the tough guy goes to him and says "So you're afraid of no one"
the cafe owner said nothing, he was afraid of a scandal, but when the tiny man repeated the trick a few times the cafe owner said "I've had it, I'll get a tough guy to beat up this tiny man if he comes back"
he drank his coffee and didn't pay
he left
he drank his coffee
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
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watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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