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the wikipedia article "Michael Jackson's health and appearance"
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He's got the balls the size of watermelons, whereas the other ones got the balls of little grapes
You in your own voice describe them as "muscular"
wondering which you would prefer, missing regret number one one one one one one when it comes, or regret number one one one one one one being in your face when it comes
Authorities in Florida have arrested a man accused of throwing a live alligator through a restaurant's drive through window
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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