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THE TWILIGHT ZONE IS THE OTHER SHOW
THE STORIES SOMETIMES HAVE OBVIOUS TWISTS
WE'RE SORRY ABOUT SOME OF THE ACTING
IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR TELEVISION
five years I've been doing that joke
drawing a picture of Brent Spiner simultaneously masturbating simultaneously
you don't have to live like a refugee
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Dr Brackish Okun
drawing a picture of Brent Spiner simultaneously masturbating Data, Lore, Bfour, Noonien Soong, Arik Soong, Frank Hollander, Eli Hollander, Annie Meyers, and numerous holograms of Data simultaneously, because he's just that talented
begun the DATA Wanc has
just now realising you've had the New Radicals and the Boo Radleys mixed up in your head as the same band for like twenty years
begun the Lore Wanc has
when you're doing anagrams in your head and an extra letter creeps in, Loser Wanc
your blood runs hot, it's the curse of priapism
your blood runs cold
phoning in ego sex with Fantaraptor
when you're doing anagrams in your head and an extra letter creeps in
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feeling iffy from lithium (1.0000)
forgetting how to brake on an icy bridge and consequently totalling your reliable and beloved car (1.0000)
not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
your recent accomplishments leaving you feeling spent, used, and broken into smithereens, rather than joyous, celebratory or purposeful (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
fisting Go Ikeda (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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