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gargling mouthwash to get the taste of Dick out of your mouth
biting down on Dick when he got too rough
instinctively licking Dick
getting drilled twice by Dick in one day
going crappie fishing with Dick
spending time with Myke Hawke in your man cave
spending time with Dick in your man cave
the deformation of character swan
his name really is Dick
wondering if your dentist is really called Dick or if you were just throwing me a bone
deformation of character
feeling numb, then sore for a couple of days after Dick has been working your jaw
gagging uncontrollably whenever Dick is in your mouth
wanting Dick to clean your teeth
asking someone vaguely familiar with Pokemon to draw Pikachu from memory, then making a Pokemon based on it
Dedenne
nope, it's Dick
wondering if your dentist's name is Gary
your dentist writing the facebook post "mexican shrimp cocktastic" with no photo or context
eating the shrimp cocktail in Mexico
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