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wondering whether you have a psychosexual obsession with Natalie Portman, like that one guy had with Summer Glau
Xena, Jackie Chan, and Robin Hood
watching fairly simplistic characters in a fairly simplistic movie but nevertheless having the creeping sense that they lead more complex and important lives than you do
These women are DETERMINED to find a boyfriend
finding it distracting when nobody is paid in kroner
saying "minimum wage mall cops" instead of "Paul Blarts"
there's a distinct absence of bricks, excluding the shithouse
making a bridge out of smashed unicorns
how incredibly Welsh Anthony Hopkins sounds
Thor just "tonight, you" winked at his own mom
Puente Antiguo, New Mexico
bottoming for Jerry Sandusky in like eight Children of the Cornhole movies
people in fatworld
taking two unintentional siestas in a row in Jack Nicholson's hot tub
taking two unintentional siestas in a row
drawing a picture of Clarissa explaining IT to Al Pacino but all I see is an Eiffel Tower of reams, real cum burstin' out of every seam
drawing a picture of Clarissa explaining IT to Al Pacino but having to restart because you drew Joe Pesci
that there are like eight Children of the Corn movies
Stephen King's Windows Secrets
Clarissa Explains IT All
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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all I see is an Eiffel Tower of reams, real cum burstin' out of every seam (1.0000)
Kento (0.9993)
gangnam style (0.9982)
Fifty Shades of Grey (0.9906)
Sonny John Moore (0.9847)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2758/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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