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Angkor Wat
the bathtub hoax
wondering if Chris Lydon has a hot tub or if he just skips a step and uses the shower tray Kento ends up weeping in afterwards
not realizing Kento knew how to drive
An Oregon motorist wearing a "His Rand Tusk" t shirt was arrested Sunday night on a DUI charge
a decade before Rosa Parks was arrested by Alabama cops, Lt Jackie Robinson faced a court martial for refusing to move to the rear of a city bus traveling near a Texas Army base
An Oregon motorist wearing a "Nudist Shark" t shirt was arrested Sunday night on a DUI charge
An Oregon motorist wearing a "Drunk As Shit" t shirt was arrested Sunday night on a DUI charge
wondering what it is with Hollywood directors and soddomizing teenagers in hot tubs
bottoming for Max Faggot in Mega Man Dong VII
Maxime Allen Faget
wanting to see the "high five, bra!" email that Brian Singer got from Roman Polanski this morning
Madmen Gag Son
being vegan pussy
eating vegan pussy
Mega Man Dongs
Removing vaginas can still be easy, but should never be done in a manner that could cause the vagina to vomit
Removing leeches can still be easy, but should never be done in a manner that could cause the vagina to vomit
a theme park made entirely from walrus will open its doors in Shanghai
Augustus Gloop denied entry into China
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
drinking the water in Mexico (1.0000)
being given the cold shoulder (1.0000)
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drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2443/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2334/0.5070)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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