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hoping that the Koch brothers have something fucking spectacular involving personal and or commercial meltdown, followed by the most indefensible death by depravity a lifetime of privilege and excess can concoct?
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reading nine three five three four in Cookie Monster's voice
lately viewing the CD and DVD collection you've haphazardly built up but rarely if ever use as a possible sign of hoarding
just really not understanding the collector mentality
they had a Watto doll in the same scale, mint in box, but it was only worth seventy five percent of the signed authenticated Michelle Pfeiffer photo
Bizarre, Striated, Earthwormlike Jar Jar Binks
Twelve Inch Jar Jar Binks
feeling really horny for some reason right now
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spanx club SERIOUSLY GUYS PLEASE VOTE AND COMMENT HERE BECAUSE I'M CONSIDERING THIS AND NEED TO KNOW IF IT'S WORTH IT
spanx club
that you used to be in wanx club but then you found out that you could just like wanx on Facebook
wanx club
joining the winx club in the bathroom at church
winx club
wix month old lake babies
wix months
arguing about co payments with my insurance company for wix months like you did by the lake on Naboo
giving me slightly too little novocaine and a sugar free lollipop like you did by the lake on Naboo
extracting my wisdom teeth like you did by the lake on Naboo
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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feeling iffy from lithium (1.0000)
forgetting how to brake on an icy bridge and consequently totalling your reliable and beloved car (1.0000)
not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
your recent accomplishments leaving you feeling spent, used, and broken into smithereens, rather than joyous, celebratory or purposeful (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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