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checking the California Girls site
tricking this site into checking another site
checking this site until she had a breastgasm
checking this site after many, many Eiffel Towerings by Chris Lydon and a walrus
checking this site after many, many twinks
checking this site after many, many bears
checking this site after many, many beers
checking this site after wrecking this site
checking this site after many, many years
listening to Linkin Park in Lincoln Park in a Lincoln in park
Ryan Quisling North
if I could just ride out recessions in college I'd have four Nobel Prizes in four different fields by now
Crumpet Ringo Quisling Geldof, Hogwarts Groundskeeper
do you have any idea how much it costs to qualify as a padawan, let alone a Jedi Knight
Crumpet Ringo Quisling Geldof, Jedi Knight
Ringo would be a good middle name
he gets by with a little help from his crayons
Illustrations by Ringo Suck
Paul Colon Open Bracket
they do indeed
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(5) checking this site after many, many years
(2) do you have any idea how much it costs to qualify as a padawan, let alone a Jedi Knight
(1) He liked to post innocent looking links that led to a photo of a My Little Pony doll he had jerked off on
(2) you should legally change your middle name to something really British like Crumpet or Boris or Benny Hill or something
(1) for me it's always going to be NPor, closely followed by RSte and EJac
(4) it's also possible that I might just change my mind one day for no real reason
(3) holding a party for Kento's birthday at the Sheraton Addis in the Omo Room
(4) that everyone keeps invoking a divorce analogy for Brexit, and you wish they would use something more appropriate, like, say, two dogs gradually decoupling after the knotting subsides
(1) going to that Sausage Festival
(2) Rick Moranis
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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turtles (4882)
being a minimalist (4567)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (4418)
not having met ryan north (4257)
Kento (4240)
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