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the old man and the wide dong sea
the wide dong sea
sending a letter on my dong sea mural
sending a letter on a long summer day
posters in the amazing Regret Index may be older than they appear
try the mid nineties
fuck marry kill, Brian Peppers in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake, Sylvia Browne in the bathroom at church, a Tim Burton heroine in the early aughts
fuck marry kill, Gabrielle Glaister in Blackadder, Gwyneth Paltrow in Shakespeare In Love, Rhiana Griffith in Pitch Black
fuck marry kill, Tom Hanks in Bosom Buddies, Jaye Davidson in The Crying Game, Robin Williams in Mrs Doubtfire
Man Peeps CCLV Peeps in V Minutes
Canada to apologise for 'LGBT purge' of military during Cold War, no homo, eh
the stars are out, there's mischief in the breeze
you had me at "Canada to apologise", eh
Canada to apologise for 'LGBT purge' of military during Cold War
fuck marry kill, Jai Courtney, Jay Kay, J Edgar Hoover
fuck marry kill, Courteney Cox's head on Jai Courtney's body, Jai Courtney's head on Courteney Cox's body, Courteney Cox except she has Jai Courtney's cock
fuck marry kill, Anne Boleyn, Mary Boleyn, Anne of Cleves
fuck marry kill, a boat made from an old printer with HP Lovecraft, a Celtic homosexual with Mary, Queen of Scots, a guy named "Bill Choker" with David Carradine
fucking a boat made from an old printer with HP Lovecraft
minimalist, but also complex, emotionally raw, but still able to push the boundaries of what music can be
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(1) posters in the amazing Regret Index may be older than they appear
(1) fuck marry kill, Courteney Cox's head on Jai Courtney's body, Jai Courtney's head on Courteney Cox's body, Courteney Cox except she has Jai Courtney's cock
(1) Man Eats CCLV Peeps in V Minutes
(2) wondering what they put in the nonvegan olive oil
(2) fuck marry kill LaVar Ball, Lucille Ball, Ed Balls
(3) fuck marry kill, only weirdly cropped, pitchbent Family Guy clips in your YouTube suggestions forever no matter what you do, blowing a guy but he jizzes diamonds & you get to keep the diamonds, spooning Jewel's boobs but also having to spoon Rob Schneider
(9) wondering whether you would rather have your penis removed entirely or get to keep it but have pain every time you get an erection
(1) fuck marry kill, Myke Hawke, Bear Grylls, James Wesley, Rawles
(1) those times when you have a really intense, meaningful dream, and you try to explain it to other people but it comes out looking boring and retarded
(1) seriously wondering whether Bryan Adams knows how to pronounce 'Porsche'
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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