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And, while with silent, lifting mind I've trod The high untrespassed sanctity of space, Put out my hand, and spooned the boobs of God
Son, we are about the break the surly bonds of gravity, and punch the face of God
wondering if it's too EARLY to discover time travel
wondering if it's too late to discover time travel
setting your alarm for three and a half hours from now
spooning God's boobs, non consensually
I for one welcome our new insect overlords
wondering what your life might have been like were you not a dumbass
Deep galactic rape spotted in busty cleft
this colossal butterfly will devour us all
Galactic butterfly spotted in deep space
When officers arrived after a neighbor complained about illegally parked cars, they informed the Seinfelds that it is not legal to run a lemonade stand on village property
Oregon police on the prowl for "Portland Pooper"
enveloping a Herculean tusk
accomplishing a Sisyphean task
that guy is stupid, I hate that guy, therefore I'm not stupid
accomplishing a Herculean task
you probably saw the ad where this guy used to be fat but now he's just ugly
writing gem kennings with Ken Jennings
that cart has been nothing but trouble
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
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