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not hooking up with your brother Ryan
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable second cousin
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having no way of knowing whether a new fuckbuddy, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is a blood relative or not as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure
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sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you commit interest
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Incest
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the incest of Sylvia Browne
using the word "waffleincest"
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want an incestuous relationship, he meant it
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
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