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she was the butt double in III through VI
always thinking it was Glenn Close in the Dyke Ass Mayhem series
Streep is just so good
that as far as lesbian porn goes, you always preferred the Dyke Ass Mayhem series to the Butch Epics series
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pubic chest
punic chess
on a promise
pubic chess
poo soap to teen twat too only being a valid move in cubic chess
over land and over space you take me to that unreal place that I had never known
that if you were made potato for life, your national anthem would be "Poo Soap to Teen Twat, Too", played by a full military band at the loudest, most distorting volume possible, howled out in barking chants by choirs of loyal serfs, just to amuse you
you and I could be a mile above the earth tremors
that if you were made potato for life, your national anthem would be "One Potato, Two Potatoes", played by a full military band at the loudest, most distorting volume possible, howled out in barking chants by choirs of ultra loyal serfs, just to amuse you
your grip on power is weak and your nation will fall
Dyke Ass Mayhem is overrated
that if you were made dictator for life, your national anthem would be "Dyke Ass Mayhem", played by a full military band at the loudest, most distorting volume possible, howled out in barking chants by choirs of ultra loyal serfs, just to amuse you
kind of missing Ryan North, but getting him with the second shot
kind of missing Ryan North
kind of missing the north
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