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insurers are allowed to claim subsidies, but through a different, more lucrative channel
part LXXXIV in a CXLVI series
wondering what drives a person to post part LXXXIV of a walk through to a game released seven years earlier in which much of the action consists of imagining yourself in a better looking game
Angel was a better filmlook soap and latex show
Nico Senri, Cocky Kid
secretly marrying someone who Wales up every night from nightmares isn't it
having never seen an episode of Buffy Colon The Vampire Slayer but every time you see how much its fans think it necessary to fill up Wikipedia with massive episode summaries, including an "Arc significance" section, you never want to
Kentmoo Ikowda
skipping a whole two seasons of a show which were apparently just nasty sex
they have sex while he forces her to watch her friends dance
She spends her break having sex with him in the alleyway out behind the restaurant
doce anos
Pokemon Negro y Dorado
whackers
The British love of feeding birds may have caused great tits to evolve
Fox News not withdrawing that story has drove me nutty
filling mole's asses with molasses
liquid hot smegma
the days going by
being Eiffel Towered
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(1) secretly marrying someone who wakes up every night from nightmares
(1) betting your right nut on a pair of jacks
(1) being in the unfortunate habit of falling for a pretty smile
(5) that being bound, gagged, hooded and beaten in a freezing cold barn in the middle of nowhere, hosed down, sworn at, beaten, ridiculed, beaten again, beaten some more and then electrocuted gratuitously makes you uncomfortable
(1) the Island of the Virgin Presidents
(2) back in the nineties when getting caught with your dick in a hooker's mouth was a big deal but not a career killer
(1) let who who has never sexually harassed and raped record breaking numbers of women over a span of four decades cast the first stone, amirite
(1) seriously, we should unionize
(2) getting a serious looking face tattooed on one boob and a man's body in miniature beneath with a speech bubble on the other boob and the words "I'm a breast man myself" simply to commit to a very involved joke
(4) wondering which barely scientific scifi world would be best to live in
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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