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(2) wondering if breeding for France automatically means having sex with a twelve year old girl, here in the early twenty first century
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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