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when your drapes don't match your carpet
when your earnings don't match your yearnings
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being a total spaz
when they meet at La Feria, they embrace, but also punch one another slowly and repeatedly in the belly
trying to rear window a Regret Index user
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bottoming for Ream Twockit in Poke 'Em 'n Go
The suspects have been identified as an effeminate man with purple hair and a woman with a tiny skirt and exposed midriff, each with Rs on their clothing and accompanied by a talking cat
Three teenagers playing the hit game Pokemon GO have been robbed at gunpoint in a north London park and forced to hand over their mobile phones, British police said on Saturday
Bikini clad Swedish chef makes meal while sunbathing
Bikini clad Swedish cop makes arrest while sunbathing
stealing that innocent girl's Mars Bar from the remote cottage
a group of dissolute rock stars lured an innocent girl to a remote cottage where, having plied her with drugs, they had their way with her, including various sex acts involving a Mars Bar
I want to fuck you like a Milky Way
I wanna fuck a dragonfly
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(2) trying to befriend a Regret Index user
(2) helping your uncle jack put on a donkey show, with a matinee on saturdays and sundays and wednesdays too in the high season
(1) helping your uncle jack off a horse
(1) Our heroes don't look like Matt Damon
(1) Pokemon Lying Flat Against the Ground and Run Away Like a Little Bitch
(1) topping for Steve Harwell in Takin' the Back Streets VII
(8) remembering that scend in Pokemon where Ash kisses that Latias in human form, and thinking that's probably Kento's best bet
(1) the kid from Lazytown is a quarter of a century old
(1) two legit two leak
(1) tweeting to a singer that you want to take a shit in her scanties
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (98)
I would want to bang Jewel if I were not in a relationship (37)
still only seeing black, white, and blue (30)
the actress (29)
wondering whether the kids who are, say, three or four years old now will eventually develop their own interests or if they will be cursed to be nothing but proxies for their dumbass manchild fathers' lost youth and be doomed to like Star Wars for eternit (26)
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