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going on a June foray with June Foray
using a stick of dynamite as a dildo, neo figuratively, whoa
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BJ KentY
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that's what they call Kento
PARTY collision
POST ironically
Also I can no longer have ANY friends until ALL of my F's are ALL brought up to C's and up!!!
So back off before I get another good woopin like I got last night
I am not aloud to have a boyfriend no time soon
Li estas plej konata por Eiffel Towering Kento Ikeda kun rosmaro
all the social media sites Kento has joined, presumably post ironically
the regret index shows up on the second page of results when I google Kento Ikeda
genuinely wondering if we have contributed to the shittiness of Kento's life but then thinking we're not even on the third page of results for his name, and then noticing that some results may have been removed under anti pornography law in Europe
waiting around for people who have no idea when they will be Eiffel Towered by Chris Lydon and a walrus
waiting around for people who have no idea when they will be ready
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