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Facebook but every face is a fuck and every book is a bee and every time someone posts racist memes or gets in an argument with a relative or friend of a friend the ad revenue dips
BF Skinner, I hardly know 'er!
fucking skinny bees with BF Skinner
bottoming for Railer Swift in Look Who You Made Me Do VII
Teardrops and Facefucks
Taylor Swift and Adam Levine's album of duets about Eiffel Towering Kento
kind of wanting Taylor Swift and Adam Levine to start dating just for the deluge of shitty self pitying bullshit songs their inevitable breakup would undoubtedly produce
wondering how many songs there are about two people in a long term relationship who don't fuck each other and stalk each other and do all the high school drama shit
wondering how many songs there are about two people in a long term relationship who don't fuck each other over and don't stalk each other and don't do all the high school drama shit
swampdonkeyeing bulls in your Tsixteen
The man who dies thus rich dies disgraced
a guy who's high on drugs stalking someone's girlfriend on the Tube
I walk into an empty room, suddenly my heart goes boo urns
Stacey's bee has got it going fuck
Stacey's Dong
Stacey's mom has got a giant dong, it's so fat and, oh, it's so long, Stacey can't you see, your mom stands to take a pee, I know it's really wrong, but I'm in love with your mom's dong
imagining the song "Kento's dad is such a fuckin' fag" sung to the tune of Stacey's Mom
bullseyeing swampdonkeys in your T sixteen
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(1) People got their local newspapers for next to nothing in exchange for allowing girdle ads to infiltrate their brains
(2) seeing an ad that you truly have no fucking idea what it's trying to say
(1) I have a very plastic sex unit erection
(2) I have no frame of reference for a coffee can
(2) I don't drink coffee
(6) I have very unrealistic expectations
(3) BSjWOVis
(1) fuck marry kill, dickgirl Maya the Bee, Pedro Pony, Clifford the Big Red Dog
(2) he was only nine years old so I doubt he caused much damage
(1) never having had a boyfriend, as you are a heterosexual male, although that doesn't explain why you've never had a girlfriend
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
forgetting to feed your klinoppe (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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