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it's all just a bunch of matter
starting a lifetime of friendship with mom's spaghetti, a spaghetti you will one day vomit on your sweater
inevitably you might have to upload them to skeletonsex dot boo for the sake of posterity
a diary or perhaps pictures or a video recording
you should probably keep track of how many times you have sex with his wife
as someone who has had sex with his wife at least twice, he's probably used to frigid places
Mr Nagell is also a part time music journalist, and said he doesn't enjoy doing that either
starting a lifetime of friendship with Canada, a country you will one day inherit
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all the people getting head on slimricefag dot com
oomox, no homo
oomox
I apologise
I was just trying to mix it up a bit
okay, fine, Borald Johump, Jedi Knight
I wish I was dead
Borald Johump, Podracing Champ
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(1) talking about poop poop poop muzik
(1) forcing yourself too deep
(2) our foreign and domestic policy is mostly going to consist of walking into doors
(7) Your comment must be in English or it will be removed
(2) that it's pretty much just racism
(1) semen slander
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (356)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
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