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I want to get rid of the disabled from this world
spooging Jude's boobs
they aren't booing, they're saying "Boo ernie!"
drawing a picture of Ash, Brock, Misty and Prince Harry singing "Tomorrow Belongs to Me"
Sky Penis and the Pokemon of Tomorrow
wondering what irreparable damage all of these poachers will have on the Pokemon ecosystem spooging Jewel's boobs
wondering what irreparable damage all of these poachers will have on the Pokemon ecosystem
spooging Jewel's boobs
I downloaded it and immediately realised there is money to be made
wondering which you would choose, cupping David Cameron Diaz' ball or spooning David Cameron Diaz' boob
that there exist nine conditions which should be followed by humans who seek to experience coincidence in their own lives
I don't know why that's so funny
Rachel Penis
obviously I'm not going to want to look at Jude Law in any kind of scenario, so the answer is "from behind"
wondering which you would choose, to bang Rachel Stevens with Jude Law's penis or Jude Law with Rachel Stevens's vagina
wondering which you would choose, to bang Rachel Stevens with a penis or Jude Law with a vagina
wondering which you would choose, to eat a straight woman with your penis or a gay man with your vagina
wondering which you would choose, to eat a straight woman with a penis or a gay man with a vagina
wondering which you would choose, to be a straight woman with a penis or a gay man with a vagina
wondering which you would choose, to be a lesbian with a penis or a straight man with a vagina
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(7) wondering which you would choose, to be a lesbian with a penis or a straight man with a vagina
(1) Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
(3) hoping it's not "fist or be fisted by a Star Trek cast member"
(1) anyway, if "fisting or being fisted by a Star Trek cast member" is on your bucket list, I'm pretty sure that Takei would oblige you either way
(2) Music From Another Room is a romantic comedy that follows the exploits of Danny, a young man who grew up believing he was destined to marry the girl he helped deliver as a five year old boy when his mother's best friend went into emergency labor
(4) meetgraham dot com dot au
(4) Double Penetration Edged Sword in the Lodestone Cold Filtered Hand Ground Slow Roasted Traditionally Poured and Puddled Adobe Flash!!! Aaahh!!! Real Hot Dirty Pocket Pool Monsters
(30) still only seeing black, white, and blue
(3) the death of Chris Lydon
(2) the death of Garry Marshall
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (98)
I would want to bang Jewel if I were not in a relationship (37)
still only seeing black, white, and blue (30)
the actress (29)
wondering whether the kids who are, say, three or four years old now will eventually develop their own interests or if they will be cursed to be nothing but proxies for their dumbass manchild fathers' lost youth and be doomed to like Star Wars for eternit (26)
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