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because of the implication
she liked it
that's messed up, you shouldn't hit on your cat
I had a cat like that
lots of people have seven fingers on their right hand, that doesn't prove anything
having never been in a year long relationship, unless you count awkwardly flirting with someone literally genetically close enough to be your daughter for the past few years
having never been in a year long relationship, unless you count awkwardly flirting with someone literally young enough to be your daughter for the past few years
sellabrayting you're won yere anniversery
Pentagon "reluctantly" agrees to nuclear strike on Toronto as part of one year inaugural anniversery celebration
I'm extremely reluctant to produce an improvised list of military vehicles that we might be held to
Scarbott Johandjjob Nine Thousand and One Says Necklace Of Ripped Off Dicks Was 'Grounding' During Power Surge
Scarlett Johansson Says Fellating Ugly Scottish Men Was 'Grounding' During Filming
Scarlett Johansson Says Nursing Her Daughter Was 'Grounding' During Filming
the importance of the Mises Hayek paradigm as an alternative to equilibrium economics by illustrating the unreal nature of equilibrium theorizing
what eats me, a wolf in a Tex Avery cartoon
something punishy but not crippling
kind of hoping Brexit just peters out after a few years, with obviously generational financial repercussions but also with a humiliating defeat for those that threw themselves into it as though it were ever a worthwhile hill to die on
Never mind the Bolloxit, Here's the Sexit!
A more appropriate front page for today's Daily Mail
Never mind Brexit, who won Dicksit!
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(4) I'm really sorry about that, we really should have dealt with this by now
(1) divas can at least sing
(1) not choosing the wagon life
(1) not choosing the vegan life
(1) Mr Freeze
(1) laughing as you hew a rough wooden dildo for Mary Chapin Carpenter
(1) fuck marry kill, Princess Madeleine, Tinky Winky, Steve Harwell
(10) having sex with Oasis
(3) wondering how long you stay conscious after being decapitated being Eiffel Towered by Chris Lydon and a walrus
(1) wondering how long you stay conscious after being decapitated
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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