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advice of locals while on holiday
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guessing the jellyfish mistook his translucent British flesh for one of its own
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the career, reputation and legacy of a man's entire life summed up in a single incident
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David Cameron stung by jellyfish colon PM hurt after ignoring advice of locals while on holiday
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it said disproportionately
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finding the statistics about Stormfront surprising, because in the brief time you have spent browsing it, it always struck you as the quintessential site for Internet Tough Guys, who will vomit hate in their online aliases and be complete pussies in life
inadvertently suggesting Kento is capable of responsibility
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spooning Shania Twain's boobs, eh
that since Stormfront became one of the first hate sites on the internet in nineteenninetyfive, its registered users have been disproportionately responsible for major killings
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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not being Kento (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
slamming your dick in Jewel's boobs (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
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the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2334/0.5070)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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