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furtively wangling your Wilhelm with Wilhelm Furtwangler
I'd like some mixed flowers for my eunuch
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Roman men were free to enjoy sex with other males without a perceived loss of masculinity or social status, as long as they took the dominant or penetrative role
catamite
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you would love to take her home but her heart is made of stone
muscle and blood and skin and bones a mind that's a weak and a back that's strong
oh lucky you
oh what a lucky man he was
buying Senators of the Old Republic in a Steam sale and feeling guilty every time you log in and don't finish your report on commodities prices in the core worlds because you're too busy grinding Jedi for XP
Ice Piss Sputum Demon's Arse, Senator of the Old Republic
getting a regret about freakishly fat gay Asian Kento Ikeda and fact checking it, discovering that while he is undoubtedly fat and gay, he isn't particularly Asian
I didn't know you were getting married so quickly
swanderful, sexceptional
sometimes we have a wonderful time together and other times it's no fun at all
Monsieur le Wise Guy
getting a regret about freakishly tall skeleton queen Kate Middleton and fact checking it, discovering that while she is undoubtedly freakish and a skeleton, she isn't particularly tall
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
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watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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