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The movie is so busy spearing the dragons of American aggression that its cartoonish vision of Canadians as wimpy Pollyannas has little resonance
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Bandits Gone Wild
the Horny Bandits
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everybody loves teabagging Raymond Burr
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The big bamboo grows so bold and strong
suggesting snap traps evolved only once
I told you, pick a room
I want you to play with my ding a ling
bottoming for Dumbledore, Satan & Beaver Wang in Drainage Solutions VII
showing me what you're feeling
showing me your intention
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calling a man with a long haired half chinease name a "fat gay asian"
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that the killer what took me is entitilitis (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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