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this is a Canada Cheeseburger, eh
honestly stinging, fuck
dishonestly fucking Sting
honestly fucking Sting
this is a California Cheeseburger
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pitching Demolition Man II, a Galaxy Quest style story in which Sylvester Stallone has been frozen for making Judge Dredd, Sandra Bullock has been frozen for Speed II, and Wesley Snipes has been frozen for tax evasion and all those shitty movies he made
how much funnier Demolition Man's premise would be if the main character was a fictionalized version of Sylvester Stallone, placed in cryogenic suspension as punishment for making Judge Dredd
being trapped in the closet AS IT FALLS THROUGH THE ICE OF A FROZEN LAKE
being closet tit parped, eh
that Roman Polanski's girlfriend's tenth birthday is this Monday
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(2) this is a California Cheeseburger
(1) this is a rat burger
(1) honestly, fuck Sting
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(1) sniffing markers
(1) A raid is underway at Google's
(2) being Eiffel Towered by all of the walruses in the water park in order
(1) being the map
(1) windowless vans
(8) that you were honestly kind of relieved when it looked like the regret index was broken because it meant you didn't have to think about things like Jonathan Frakes peeing on Patrick Stewart's head any more
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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being a minimalist (4567)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (4416)
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learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (4137)
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