Do you regret
giving handouts to corporations, raising taxes on the working class, adding a slight tax increase on the rich, in a package that will raise almost no revenue, and thinking this is progress BUT WHO CARES CUZ KIM KARDASHIAN IS PREGNANT!!!?
yes    no    haven't done it yet

vote above to find something new to regret; a world of regret awaits you
add a regret; be a cautionary example for others
search for regrets; learn from the lives of others gone awry

add a new regret

How much can you expect to regret ?

recent regrets

wondering whether a card which simply reads "You are my scanty clam, eh" would be a good idea
wishing that The Lobster were a documentary and you could be a pony or a walrus or something instead of having to worry about dating
wondering whether a card which simply reads "You are my last chance" would be a good idea
KFC at the Bat
Elon Musk the Marmalizer
struggling to ask out someone who is clearly into you but writing horrible things about ponies and dildos and poop and whatnot at the drop of a hat
drawing a picture of Dr Julius Hibbert blowing a pony
Darth Lickjob
giving Dr Hibbert a hot horse meat infusion
Darth Insanius
Darth Icky
Elon Musk, Jedi Knight
Dicky Mick the Marmalizer
Dicky Mint, Mick the Marmalizer, Stephen "Titch" Doyle, Little Evan, Hamish McDiddy, Nigel Ponsonby Smallpiece, Nicky Nugget, Sid Short and Smarty Arty
drawing a picture of P Diddy smoking French Stewart's cigarettes while Brent Spiner bakes him cakes
smoking his cigarettes and baking him cakes
way down yonder on the Chattahoochee It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie
drawing a picture of P Diddy peeing on French Stewart's scalp while Brent Spiner takes a dump on his chest
R Kelly, P Diddy and Kelly Rowland announce new supergroup, DPRK
R Kelly, P Diddy and Kelly Rowland announce new supergroup, P Kelly
[ show all 115109 regrets ]

recent comments

(3) that you, a sado polyamorist, have bondage, latex, and wam fetishes and tied your significant others up in catsuits then whipped them viciously while a slave poured gallons of thick gloopy translucent or opaque messy substances on them
(3) hearing about those horse meat infused burgers being sold in the UK, and becoming curious about how horse tastes
(1) wondering if a barbecue with Myke Hawke is all fresh killed bison cut apart with a hunting knife, scavenged tubers and roadkill, or brisket and hotdogs marinated in soda
(2) this is a California Cheeseburger
(1) this is a rat burger
(1) honestly, fuck Sting
(1) loving Canada
(1) sniffing markers
(1) A raid is underway at Google's
(2) being Eiffel Towered by all of the walruses in the water park in order
[ show more ]

search regrets

Look for regrets involving

top regrets

kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
[ show more ]

bottom regrets

sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
[ show more ]

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
[ show more ]

most discussed regrets

turtles (4882)
being a minimalist (4567)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (4416)
Kento (4240)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (4137)
[ show more ]