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Charney claimed to have slept with employees, and reportedly masturbated numerous times and had oral sex performed on him by an employee during a series of interviews with a writer for the magazine Jane
Kento's dick
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Ballet With Buffalo Wings
wondering how hard it would be to get Jewel to cover Closer
wondering how hard it would be to get Jewel to cover Bullet With Butterfly Wings
you could have a steam train, if you'd just lay down your tracks
wondering how hard it would be to get Jewel to cover Boom Bang a Bang
I would want to SMASH Jewel if I were not in a relationship
DONKEY pumpkins
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SMASHING recognizers
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Tiny Tiger Nation
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(2) firing a gullet pun indiscriminately at seagulls
(3) masturbating during Schindler's List
(1) compagnie 'elle'
(3) why'd YOU move to France
(1) why'd you move to France
(2) being Super Ted
(1) figuring Ryan will drop by and nuke the comment database again at some point
(171) being a minimalist
(30) your boobs buying food on ebay
(34) not having met ryan north
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
insecurity (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having beautiful breasts (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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being a minimalist (171)
turtles (110)
I would want to bang Jewel if I were not in a relationship (35)
not having met ryan north (34)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (30)
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