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having recently had an earful of what's wrong with this country and why it would be solved with conscription and why we shouldn't pay people for the privilege, and having serious reservations about anyone joining the military ever again?
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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