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really starting to wonder if he once drowned a boy having sex with him in the Sesame Workshop or something
copy pasting the wrong thing
really starting to wonder if he once drowned a girl having sex with her in the showers at Penn State or something
really starting to wonder if he once drowned a boy having sex with him in the hot tub or something
really starting to wonder if he once drowned a girl having sex with her in the hot tub or something
really starting to wonder if he once drowned a girl having sex with her in the tub or something
there's always AC Anal
there's always a canal
Cosby fixed her a drink, asked her to wet her hair and pretend to be intoxicated, and masturbated using her hand while she was "in shock"
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biology trident
rotting oily bed
Tiny Tiger blood
hiding from the thong, waiting for Sheen to cum it
hiding from the sun, waiting for the night to come
the shitshow can begin, Eiffel Towering Kento with a walrus
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (1.0000)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
fisting Go Ikeda (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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