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scotch water
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cows chatter
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furtively wangling your Wilhelm with Wilhelm Furtwangler
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just like in a modern fraternity
Roman men were free to enjoy sex with other males without a perceived loss of masculinity or social status, as long as they took the dominant or penetrative role
wondering who's one foam queen, Kate Middleton or Kento Ikeda
wondering who's more of a queen, Kate Middleton or Kento Ikeda
you would love to take her home but her heart is made of stone
muscle and blood and skin and bones a mind that's a weak and a back that's strong
oh lucky you
oh what a lucky man he was
buying Senators of the Old Republic in a Steam sale and feeling guilty every time you log in and don't finish your report on commodities prices in the core worlds because you're too busy grinding Jedi for XP
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
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watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
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the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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