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Colours of the world! Spice up your life! Every boy and every girl! Spice up your life! Your mum's your dad! Spice up your life! Ahhhhh freak out! Le freak, c'est chic!
if he'd stop ringing that fucking bell the dogs gave him
Pavlov would be proud
you've fucking ruined me, every time I hear or see Roman Polanski's name now I'm either laughing or trying to think of a really tasteless joke
According to Brown's autobiography, they wanted a carnival party theme, but were too tired to fight about it with the label, and ended up with a concept linked to the theme of world domination
having a Spicy Dickgirls Pleasure, the new seafood flavor corn snack from Nam Noms
fuck marry kill, Los Angeles out of Blade Runner, New York out of The Fifth Element, whatever shithole that's supposed to be out of the Spice Up Your Life music video
fuck marry kill, Billie Joe Armstrong, Neil Armstrong, Stretch Armstrong
having a guilty Spice Dickgirls pleasure
having very needy taste in pop
basically just Who Do You Think You Are and Say You'll Be There
not the sexual kind
having a guilty Spice Girls pleasure
it's one small step for man, one giant boner for mankind
This song didn't become an instant classic of its genre merely because Armstrong said the word "masturbation" on the radio, it's all in the delivery
the unemployment masturbation one would probably have been more appropriate than the empty handed platitudes one
Good Riddance Open Parenthesis Time of Your Life Close Parenthesis
never seeing Seinfeld but wondering if the song was Longview, previously Green Day's best song, kind of bass led, and primarily about chronic masturbation
there's this really big dumpster on Fifth
not knowing much about Green Day beyond that song that was in the last episode of Seinfeld and they played at like every graduation for ten years after it came it
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(1) fuck marry kill, Los Angeles out of Blade Runner, New York out of The Fifth Element, whatever shithole that's supposed to be out of the Spice Up Your Life music video
(1) wondering what will become of the US Army's storied Fifty Seventh Dickgirl Brigade
(1) leaving mould in a mug for so long that when you finally got round to washing it, it sprayed a blue cloud around the kitchen on contact with water and made you sneeze
(3) fuck marry kill, Adam Duritz, Adam Levine, Adam Ant
(2) being allowed to choose five celebrities you're allowed to fuck when there were only four Golden Girls
(1) licking another man's genitals in a nonsexual way
(2) Dog With A Butt Plug
(1) snarfs TWICE your girth
(1) finding a picture of Tim Duncan swimming with a beluga
(3) jokes that are either Kento or Woodsy Alan
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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