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that to be honest when you hear the word "refugees" you do get a little bit angry and distrustful of the intentions of those it represents, but only because you had to listen to all those Fugees records back in the nineties
Agent Double O Seven infiltrates the northern French coast to destroy a camp filled with nefarious rapefugees
I haven't seen any of the Bourne films so I can't comment
he does not stop
Jason Bourne wakes from a coma with no idea of who he is or where he received all his weapons training or how he managed to maintain a gym honed physique and immediately starts shooting everybody
wondering what kind of tone postTrump Bourne films will take
Agent Double O Seven is in another country living it up because he was apparently very rich all along, that's how you know he's better than you
Agent Double O Seven is sent to the Land of the Dead to reassure the Skeleton King that his daughter is safe as Queen of Little England
basically the same but the targets will be smaller and the women will be 'beautiful'
Agent Double O Seven is sent to Truro to disrupt unification talks with the New Gaelic Republic
Agent Double O Seven is on a mission to Scotland when he discovers a breakaway sect in the North of England is receiving funds from there, so he murders half of Northumberland with a variety of overpowered and outlandish weapons to punish the conspiracy
TELL Yukio Miyachi EVERYTHING
Ask Yukio Miyachi Anything
that you worry quite a bit that you may actually resemble Stephen Fry
that you worry you may actually resemble Stephen Fry quite a bit
Agent Double O Seven is tasked to prevent an assassination attempt on a failed real estate mogul turned failed reality TV star turned orange skinned Presidential candidate but is all like I don't give a fuck
Agent Double O Seven rushes to stop a Serbian warlord from staging false flag terrorist attacks in Rome, but is detained for twelve hours at Calais for discrepancies in his paperwork
wondering what kind of tone postBrexit Bond films will take
Bond extracts information from a caviar merchant by immersing him in a vat of his own caviar and threatening to drown him in it
booking in to Logface to find a message from Zuck Bergermark asking you to please leave, and going back to YamSpec to find that Otm has left you a message instructing you to delete your account
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(2) wondering if there is a special term for fisting two menstruating women at once
(1) Time Travelling Kento coming back to have sex with himself
(2) remember Trump, he's back, in GOP form
(8) checking this site after many, many years
(2) do you have any idea how much it costs to qualify as a padawan, let alone a Jedi Knight
(1) He liked to post innocent looking links that led to a photo of a My Little Pony doll he had jerked off on
(2) you should legally change your middle name to something really British like Crumpet or Boris or Benny Hill or something
(1) for me it's always going to be NPor, closely followed by RSte and EJac
(4) it's also possible that I might just change my mind one day for no real reason
(3) holding a party for Kento's birthday at the Sheraton Addis in the Omo Room
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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turtles (4882)
being a minimalist (4567)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (4418)
not having met ryan north (4257)
Kento (4240)
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