recent regretsbeing kind of at a loose end on a weekend for once
wishing there were a way to tag Wikipedia articles with "This article may need revision, as it reads like it was written by a fucking lunatic"
TRILLY DILLY used VIBRATE! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
SLOPNUGGET used MUD SPORT! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
googling something you half remember and getting a single result, which you wrote several years earlier
cramming your curious cans in the car door
Coca Cola is funny, Kodak is funny, Spanx is funny, cockney is funny, kroner is funny, Polanski is funny, not if you meet him only if you say him, Kento is funny, Chris is funny, crime is funny
Blakely knew that Coca Cola and Kodak were the two most recognized brand names in the world, with both containing a strong "k" sound, words with a k in it are funny
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recent comments(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
most voted regrets
meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)