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LA milk harm
terrible hypnotist
not a good lawyert
An Ohio lawyer is under criminal investigation for hypnotizing a female client during meetings and directing her to engage in a series of sexual activities while in a trance and under his control
Mark Hamill will one day be remembered as history's greatest monster
killing for Mark Hamill at the Hyatt Regency London, near Kensington Palace, this Friday at midnight
Hotel gas blast at Hyatt Regency in London sees fourteen hurt
sprinking chocolate chips on your sister's breasts as you knead them
taking the most incestuous dump
hey guys, remember incest
not hooking up with your brother Ryan
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable second cousin
that your sibling is taking like a billion years to get out of the bathtub, and you really have to get off
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Woody Allen
having no way of knowing whether a new fuckbuddy, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is a blood relative or not as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure
needing a cash incest, stat
Alison Incest being voted off American Idol
incest ayn rand chris lydon nomos nomoi nomos nomoi nomos
that rumors of a Sailor Moon movie center around Lindsay Lohan and not Incest Bledel, I mean duh
having an incestuous crush on Alex Dainis
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
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watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
not being Kento (0.0000)
drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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