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wondering if lake babies is some kind of British patois, or if it's a pop culture reference I'm not getting, if it's a pun on something I'm not seeing, or if your auto correct just screwed you on that one
Lake Puppies
Huey, we're news
much preferring Lake Boobies to the Dick of Hate
once again being super glad that dinosaurs are extinct
because of the dawn
turns out it's cockerels
Lake Babies
not really being able to tell if you're hearing a couple of howling dogs or a couple of howling drunks
riding Bicoid Babe's Asshole Fountain even though it is a total dork ride for lake babies
riding the Dick of Hate and not having enough tickets left to ride Bicoid Babe's Asshole Fountain
his critics can "all ride the dick of hate because the truth comes out in the end"
adeelmoru
remoullllade
licking Danish remoulade out of Sylvia Browne's wetter cat
not liking Danish remoullade, it's oleagenous and thick and viscous and it gets everywhere
licking Danish remoulade out of Sylvia Browne's erect twat
playing Cristina Ricci and Winona Rider with Tim Duncan
drawing a picture of Christina Ricci and Winona Rider
braiding their twats together
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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feeling iffy from lithium (1.0000)
forgetting how to brake on an icy bridge and consequently totalling your reliable and beloved car (1.0000)
not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
your recent accomplishments leaving you feeling spent, used, and broken into smithereens, rather than joyous, celebratory or purposeful (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
bellowing DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND (0.0000)
twats (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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