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cool breeze over the mountains
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When detectives examined his driver's license, Reubens told them, "I'm Peewee Herman", and offered to do a children's benefit for the sheriff's office, "to take care of this"
letting me lay it on the line, I got a little freakiness inside
when I want a wife I'm gonna buy one
Gordon Behind Bars
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not liking people, just wanting to jack off all over them
arriving at a party and immediately starting messing with your boner
not disliking people, just not wanting to have anything to do with them
you can find me in the club, pretending to text
arriving at a party and immediately starting messing with your phone
looking at pictures of naked gentlemen looking at pictures of naked ladies being raped by a midget falling down the rabbit hole of youtube song mashups Thant
looking at pictures of naked gentlemen looking at pictures of naked ladies being raped by a midget
the death of Alice Drummond
exotic dancer and pornographic film star who dated mobster Mickey Cohen and was friends with Dallas club owner Jack Ruby
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(1) imagining the images on an amazing Regret Index calendar and then throwing up in your mouth a little bit
(2) not really having anything useful to say to people in times of stress, but feeling the need to say something and consequently making a lot of low grade sexual jokes
(5) looking at pictures of naked gentlemen
(1) looking at pictures of naked ladies
(1) being raped by a midget
(1) falling down the rabbit hole of youtube song mashups
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(2) that's weird, last night I dreamed that someone came to my home and made me his thirteenth spouse, and Kento was telling me he got fucked thirteen times last night
(3) breakdowns come and breakdowns go
(2) fuck marry kill, ten lords a leaping, seven swans a swimming, two French hens
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (356)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
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