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The Crown Prosecution Service is considering bringing corporate charges against Rupert Murdoch's British newspaper publisher over phone hacking
"George W Bush must be hoping the guy could be elected," one user wrote, "so he will be no longer the most stupid US president ever"
thinking very hard about whether to remake lattes this weekend
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thinking very hard about whether to make Arlettes this weekend
Boob of a boyfriend works pregnant baby mama as topless Times Square painted panhandler
TSA agent molested college student in bathroom at LaGuardia Airport colon officials
No joke, my dad just eats cinnamon sticks straight
I'm no Arthur Miller or Lyle Lovett
in the ancient spelling bee tradition we shall release the bees
Dave Coulier's "superpower" was farting on command, which he did, often
Candace Cameron's soulless show business mom storms back into the casting office with her daughter in hand and, in true Full House fashion, they are awarded another opportunity for overstepping their boundaries
Phoney baloney Dave Coulier's agent calls him and tells him that the people at Saturday Night Live realized that he's the worst comedian of all time and his stupid fucking face would be a pox on their show so he didn't get the gig after all
Faux Stamos is comforted first by his father's reassuring words and then by sauntering over to those horny broads to tear them walls up
Faux Saget heads backstage and meets up with Faux Coulier, informing the audience that they were pals before starring on the worst sitcom of all time together
Trump to Asian Americans colon "Me so solly"
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
forgetting to feed your klinoppe (1.0000)
listening to Chinese Japanese English hip hop (1.0000)
not being able to use a star to abbreviate Homestar Runner with the Regret Index syntax (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having beautiful breasts (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
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the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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